Dear Mattel and Company,
Our Momma is going to give away all our toys. She means it. We don’t care a whit about all the cars, blocks, stuffed animals and battery operated noisemakers that we have. So Momma is giving them all away to charity and leaving only our favorite playthings around the house.
Clean laundry. We love to strew it all over the floor and roll in it before Momma can fold it.
The television remote. This is so much more fun than any noisemaker because it changes the channel and makes Daddy make noise!
You really need to read the whole letter :)